Fig-tionary - January 16, 2006

aidea (Requested by s-)

  1. Function: noun - A plan for action whose result is to help someone - Usage: Out of everyone on the island, Dave was the one who came up with the best aidea to deal with Jorge’s broken arm.




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Fig-tionary - November 14, 2005

jealoupus (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)

  1. Function: adjective - Disposed to suspect rivalry or unfaithfulness specifically from creatures with more than two arms - Usage: Dave flew into a jealopus rage as the squid eyed his wife appreciatively.




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Fig-tionary - September 20, 2005

naughtly (Requested by edplue78)

  1. Function: adverb - Doing something with ease, as if it were nothing at all - Usage: Dave naughtly whipped together a meal fit for a king.




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Fig-tionary - July 12, 2005

sunglower (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)

  1. Function: transitive verb - To look or stare with sullen annoyance as a normally unnaturally cheery person - Usage: Little Miss Sweetiepants sunglowered at the pit bull that just made a mess in her tulip garden.
  2. Function: noun - A sullen, brooding look of annoyance given by an unnaturally cheery person - Usage: Little Miss Sweetiepants gave Dave a sunglower after he belched at the dinner table.


lecutes (Requested by princess_castle)

  1. Function: noun - Cute people from France or QuĂ©bec - Usage: “Check out those lecutes, ” said Dave, hopping up and down excitedly.


porents (Requested by princess_castle)

  1. Function: noun - Ents that have no money - Usage: Treebeard sighed as he and Fern settled down near the entrance of the subway station to panhandle. Life for porents was tough in the Fourth Age.


acually (Requested by princess_castle)

  1. Function: adjective - Filled with error due to lack of care - Usage: Mr. Robinson could acually add numbers together with startling results!




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Fig-tionary - June 28, 2005

dought (Requested by princess_castle)

Actually the inflected form of dow.


starnge (Requested by princess_castle)

  1. Function: adjective - of, relating to, or characteristic of a celebrity. Extraordinary in relation to a celebrity - Usage: Jude Law is very starnge.


driends (Requested by princess_castle)

  1. Function: noun - An acquaintance that one dreads to spend time with. A dreaded friend - Usage: Mary went to answer the door and let out a cry of dismay as she spied her driend Esmarelda through the peephole.


echin (Requested by princess_castle)

This is already a word.


censear (Requested by Schmitgit)

  1. Function: transitive verb - To examine in order to delete or suppress objectionable content by utilizing fire - Usage: George Lucas held up the smouldering remains of the next chapter of Star Wars after it had been censeared.




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